| We don't just wander into any gin joint and start snapping pics. Well, actually... that's exactly what we do. We go where the wind takes us and we always listen to the voices in our head. Occassionally, we will take a booking and shoot someone's event, for a fee. It ain't free, and it ain't cheap. If your event is just begging for our massive lens to come in and dominate, and you also promise to get us good and drunk first and give a us a ride home the next morning, then send an email to: bookings@flashthecamera.comWe have an aversion to commitment, which is helped along by large amounts of cash. We don't take rubber checks, but we can run your credit card in a pinch. We don't do weddings, canine birthdays, clown conventions, tupperware parties, or sausage fests - everything else is fair game. Travel and food expenses are extra - ignore the warnings about feeding us after midnight. Happy endings not included. Legal stuff, restrictions apply, blah blah blah. You'll get all the details after your down payment clears. |